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Privacy Policy
Text Box: We here at www.scottdowns.net know that many consumers are concerned about the way their personal information is handled once submitted to a company or an individual. It is our policy to recognize this concern, but do absolutely nothing about it whatsoever. We feel that if a consumer is foolish enough to submit personal information about himself to a website such as ours, a self-performed frontal lobotomy may be the only reasonable solution. Therefore, please feel free to submit any and all personal information that you feel comfortable with, knowing full well that we will use the best material on web banners, in the local newspaper, and occasionally on an airplane advertising banner. Some of your information will be published on the worldwide web, some will be destroyed, and some will simply cause us to chortle and guffaw until our faces turn blue. We may, without your express permission, share juicy parts of your personal information with homeless transients who are down on their luck, and cannot remember their own names from one day to the next. Use the e-mail link below to submit your personal information. The sender of the best personal information submitted and received (we are not responsible for misdirected e-mails sent by misguided souls) by the stroke of midnight, December 31, 2006, will receive a brand new shiny 2007 Model Fleet Enema! You may enter as many times as you like. Must be present to win, but we cannot give you the exact location, because that would, of course, be an invasion of our privacy! Submit your personal information here. Don’t delay! Do it today! Click BACK on your browser to return to the previous page © 2007, Scott Downs, All Rights Reserved